If you whizz around town in your yoga pants, ordering flat whites and tapping out text messages replete with emojis, you might well pride yourself on your youthful and carefree image.

But it’s bad news from brand and pop culture expert Rebecca May who has revealed the 27 passé lifestyle habits that indicate you’re no longer ahead of the curve.

For instance, if serving burrata at your dinner party seems like the height of sophistication, then you’re sadly out of the loop because stracciatella is now the soft cheese du jour – while truffle-flavoured crisps have also had their day.

Other giveaways include reading Harry Potter – outside of your children’s bedtime story routine – and suggesting ‘Netflix and chill’ unironically.

Of course, fashion is also a dead giveaway, namely the ubiquitous Uniqlo bum bag, invisible socks or wearing a blazer and jeans as your ‘smart casual’ uniform.

And those who pride themselves on being organised come in for a stinging rebuke, because – according to Rebecca – there’s nothing that dates you faster than insisting on printing out your boarding pass or planning your route for every car journey in advance.

Read on, and weep, as Rebecca reveals the 27 signs that you’re officially getting old.

The tell-tale signs that are aging you…

1. You plan your route for a car journey even when you know where you are going just because

2. Truffle flavoured crisps should be left in the past, they’re that commonplace

3. Burrata is no longer cool. Not when you can get it down your local Tesco. Stracciatella is now being served at dinner parties for those in the know

4. You wear yoga pants all day… it’s not that stylish

5. You’re an adult and still love Harry Potter – and not just because of your children’s bedtime story routine

6. You reply in only emojis… especially the laughing face one

7. Your phone case opens like a book

8. You order a flat white but it’s no longer très chic

9. Your underwear is exclusively from M&S

10. You wear ankle socks. Socks aren’t embarrassing any , they’re meant to be seen

11. You add salt to your food before tasting it. That’s never the done thing any in polite circles

12. You’re obsessed with the Uniqlo bum bag, even though it’s no longer in vogue

13. Vinyls. It’s OK to simply be Team Spotify or Team Apple Music

14. You keep printed boarding passes ‘just in case’ – time-stamping yourself at the gate

15. You say ‘let’s do drinks’ but mean one glass and home by 9

16. You get genuinely excited about a new cleaning product – yes, we’ve all heard of The Pink Stuff

17. You say ‘the youth of today’ and mean it

18. You still think a ‘nice bottle of red’ makes you sophisticated

19. You screenshot everything instead of using the save feature on your phone

20. Having your child as your profile picture. No need to be that proud

21. Using two or three-in-one hair products. We’ve upped our hair care game

22. You still say ‘Netflix and chill’ unironically

23. You carry a reusable shopping bag ‘just in case’. Worse, you use it as your handbag

24. You still think ‘smart-casual’ means jeans and a blazer

25. You still match your shoes to your handbag

26. You still buy the same perfume you wore in university

27. You think ordering tap water at a restaurant requires an apology